Take this dad joke, for example: What kind of underpants ... They have drumsticks. I adopted a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.

But fatherhood isn't without perks. It also comes with dad jokes! Yes, you gain a license to make the cheesiest, corniest, hot-dog-on-a-stick-covered-in-nacho-cheese-sauce jokes as often as you'd ...